He was a best man at my parents' wedding. Some girls like it rough, and so do the majority of the boys. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot. When I was younger, he'd take me to my friend's house and hang out there until I was ready to go home. Vomit is the most disgusting of bodily fluids to me and I refuse to sit here and come up with a valid sentence for the purposes of illustrating the Cold Lunch unless there is a significant pay raise in my near future. Washington: Seattle Snorkeler The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking someone out and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.
He used some lube, but within two minutes, my ass was on FIRE — I had an allergic reaction to the lube he chose! Then she got the bright idea to put marinara sauce on my boob and gave commentary , like it was a baseball game. In the second, the act would be almost the same, except the piss popsicle would be a cum popsicle and it would be inserted into all orifices and used as lubricant; urine was not involved. Send these cool memes to your girlfriend, if she likes such a mood! Poor dad saw the whole damn thing.
